The Pope is for all teams. But the buzzer's about to find out who you're for.

Ten pairings. You're supposed to stay neutral on all of them. You won't — the format won't let you, same trap the Pope sprang on himself on that plane. Run the bracket, get your Encyclical of Divided Loyalties, and find out the one allegiance you couldn't fake your way out of.

deadpan

Final ruling: Barça. The bracket does not take questions.

Confession noted: Barça. But the receipts show you also slipped Ronaldo into your heart on the way. Two allegiances, one breath.

✦ Prevost is for Barça ✦

decree

It is hereby established, in robes you did not ask to wear: Prevost is for Man United, over country. So it is written into the chat.

✦ Prevost is for Man United, over country ✦

self-own

I came in neutral. I left holding Real Madrid like it owed me money. I am the bald fraud of neutrality. We move.

and you also snuck in Atlético, you couldn't keep ONE allegiance clean.

✦ Prevost is for Real Madrid ✦

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